Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?