What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What birds make average students?