Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a dinosaur who sleeps all day?