Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What music do planets enjoy?
What kind of money do dogs avoid?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?