What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?