Why are sewers bad at racing?
They always get a stitch in their side.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which animal on the ark raised eyebrows?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why couldn't x and y meet up at the airport?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?