Why did the hill do so well in math class?
It always rose to the equation.
Why did the plant visit the dentist?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the croissant do on vacation?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with great court skills?