What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
What did the computer do at lunch?
How many drinks does it take to tipsy a tropical bird?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do cats say after a joke?
What do you call a clock on vacation?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the candy parents mix up their kids?