What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?