Why was the librarian asked to leave the airplane?
Too many bookings.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why did the pepper win the cooking contest last night?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a flower with extra energy?
What do mice do when they're at home?