When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?