What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do mechanics love the start of the season?
Why do grandparents look so cheerful?
Why did the cow cross the road?