Why did the elephant quit his job?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
What did the chicken do at the fryer stand?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do cows love visiting big cities?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What time of day was Adam created?