Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
My partner asked me to take the spider outside-what happened?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do trees have so many friends?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the clock win the marathon?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?