Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where does water do all its banking?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?