Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call elephants taking a dip together?
What's a pirate's favorite shade?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which rabbit is great with car repairs?
Where does dinner go to relax?
Why are scissors so forgiving?