What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What day is your mom always right?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?