Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
Why was the dog overweight?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do airplanes go shopping?