Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?