What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you make a bandstand?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?