What did one pizza slice give its sweetheart?
A cheesy card.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do basketball players spill so much food?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What song does the horizon hum at sunrise?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?