My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...
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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
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Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?