What did the golfer say after baby number two arrived?We're under par-enthood.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat's a computer's most sacred holiday?See PunchlineWhat awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?See PunchlineWhat did the dog say when his owner poured his food?See PunchlineWhat did the paper say to the pencil?See PunchlineHow can you spot a jealous shamrock?See PunchlineWhy did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?See PunchlineWhere does the president keep his razor?See PunchlineWhat do you call a very attractive aircraft?See PunchlineDid you hear the story about the skunk camping trip?See PunchlineWhat was Forrest Gump's email password?See PunchlineWhat did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhat do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?See PunchlineWhat kind of books do boats write?See PunchlineWhat do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?See PunchlineWhat do little fish love to play with?See PunchlineWhy did the bicycle collapse in the middle of the road?See PunchlineWhere do sea creatures shop for cars?See PunchlineWhich animal would Noah keep an eye on?See PunchlineWhat type of birds stay together forever?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?See PunchlineWhat kind of pole is short and floppy?See Punchline
