What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What is a cow's dream job?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What are you studying in math?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?