Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the snake cross the road?