Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are bakers so chill?
Why are farmers so relaxed?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the leprechaun wear cereal as jewelry?