What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the student always get straight A's?