Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which elf is the best singer?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call two birds stuck together?