What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What tea do footballers drink?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?