Why do corners make great warm spots?
They're always right.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why wasn't the meal on the tiny plane very good?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get when you cross a computer with a guard dog?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.