Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is a table you can eat?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of money do dogs avoid?
Where do kids learn about plants?