Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What's the loudest sport?
Why are computers so good at golf?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?