What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the echo get detention?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?