Why did the cat run from the tree?
It feared the bark.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which elf is the best singer?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What holiday is worst for watching old westerns?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a bird that won't leave the nest?