What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of car does a chicken have?