What did the farmer shout when the cows got loose?
That's udder chaos!
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the astronaut couple split up?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the stamp tell the envelope?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are computers good at golf?
Why was the bee sad?