Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What type of birds stay together forever?