How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?