Why are trees great decorators?
They always spruce things up.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why don't people tell pizza jokes often?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why didn't the dog join the football team?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?