Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call an animal pop star?