Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's black, white, and sunburned?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What country has the most fish?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?