Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.Next Joke βAll CategoriesπΎAnimalsπFood & DrinksπHolidayπ€£PunsπProfessionalπ¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦FamilyποΈOutdoorsβ½Sportsπ΅MusicβοΈTravelπ₯Current EventsπVehiclesπEducationπ₯PeopleπEntertainmentποΈPoliticalπ¬ScienceMORE JOKESHow much cash does a skunk carry?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?See PunchlineHave you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?See PunchlineWhat do you call an old snowman?See PunchlineWhat did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?See PunchlineWhat's a car's favorite kind of horror movie?See PunchlineWhy was the sheep hired as a spy?See PunchlineWhat's the best way to get your kids' attention?See PunchlineWhat are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?See PunchlineWhy do bees stay in their hives during the summer?See PunchlineWhat did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?See PunchlineWhat do you call a well-dressed volcano?See PunchlineWhy are computers so good at golf?See PunchlineWhat is an insect's favorite game?See PunchlineHow often should you make chemistry jokes?See PunchlineWhy did the scientist remove his doorbell?See PunchlineHow do you get out of an elephant's stomach?See PunchlineWhat do you call a bee that keeps changing plans in spring?See PunchlineWhich condiment adds the most kick?See PunchlineWho did the monster take to the Halloween dance?See PunchlineWhy did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?See Punchline