Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?