Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a cat's favorite song?