What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
How do elephants chat from far away?
Where do dads keep all their jokes?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the mother duck a great teacher?
What dessert do lawyers enjoy most?
Why are bakers so good at math?