What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?