How did the saxophone escape the awkward party?
Smooth exit.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do bees chew?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the mime feeling insulted?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did Santa get fined on Christmas Eve?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?