Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween dance?
He had no body to dance with.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which birds steal soap from the tub?
What season begins with a thud?