Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do Scottish toads play?
Do dads always snore?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?