Who is married to Dairy Queen®?Burger King®.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhere does laundry go to college?See PunchlineWhy did the blanket settle the argument?See PunchlineWhich celebrity do fruits cheer for?See PunchlineWhy did the pig go to the casino?See PunchlineHow did the pirate call his mother?See PunchlineWhat is the emptiest holiday?See PunchlineWhy do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?See PunchlineWhere do pirates swim in summer?See PunchlineWhy is the beach always so sure of itself?See PunchlineWhy did the frog have a long face?See PunchlineWhy do bears always pack sunscreen?See PunchlineWhy is your lawyer such a smart guy?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?See PunchlineWhere do cowboys cook their chili?See PunchlineWhat's a bat's favorite game?See PunchlineWhat type of flower grows up too fast?See PunchlineWhat drops all winter at the North Pole but never says ouch?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when Batman skips church?See PunchlineWhich dogs are top of the class in science?See PunchlineWhat do you call a retriever on a hot beach day?See PunchlineWhat cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?See Punchline