What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a proton that loves showing off?
Which farm animals love painting?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are grandparents always smiling?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did Grandma ace every paper?